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Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous (2007)
Jon Cryer: Alan Harper
Quotes
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Alan Harper : The depths of your degeneracy continue to astound me.
Charlie Harper : [Looking puzzled] Really? Still?
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Alan Harper : Oh, Jake is smitten. I usually only see that look on his face when we go to the pancake house.
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Alan Harper : Maybe that's the answer!
Charlie : What was the question?
Alan Harper : Who is Alan Harper?
Charlie : Well, that's easy. Alan Harper is an idiot!