- John Bunnell: Hamburgers and hot dogs. Apple pie and baseball. America has given the world many things, including high-speed pursuits.
- John Bunnell: [regarding a criminal who tries to rob a convenience store but the clerk gets ahold of his gun] The thief is chased out of the store by his own gun, not exactly the stuff career criminals are made of. Maybe this guy should keep his day job.
- John Bunnell: [on the OMON] What they lack in high tech weaponry, they more than make up for with brute force, kickin' glass and taking names.