Louis Theroux's Weird Weekends (TV Series)
Weird Christmas (1998)
Robert Short: Self
Quotes
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Louis Theroux : [narrating] As a Christmas gift, Reverend Short has offered to use his body as a vessel for his alien friend, Korton. Korton will share with us the benefit of his extraterrestrial wisdom.
[sitting in a chair, Reverend Short tenses up his body, screws his eyes shut and grimaces while making a wheezing noise, followed by a grinding, guttural noise]
Reverend Robert Short : [in a loud robotic monotone] THIS-IS-CEN-TRAL-CON-TROL. THIS-IS-CEN-TRAL-CON-TROL. STAND BY...
[he leans to one side]
Reverend Robert Short : CEN-TRAL CON-TROL, THIS-IS-ADDY. CEN-TRAL CON-TROL, THIS-IS-ADDY.
[the young porn star JJ Michaels puts his hand over his mouth, trying hard not to laugh, while the bearded old mountain man Michael Oehler is shaking with silent laughter]