- Louis Theroux: [narrating] As a Christmas gift, Reverend Short has offered to use his body as a vessel for his alien friend, Korton. Korton will share with us the benefit of his extraterrestrial wisdom.
- [sitting in a chair, Reverend Short tenses up his body, screws his eyes shut and grimaces while making a wheezing noise, followed by a grinding, guttural noise]
- Reverend Robert Short: [in a loud robotic monotone] THIS-IS-CEN-TRAL-CON-TROL. THIS-IS-CEN-TRAL-CON-TROL. STAND BY...
- [he leans to one side]
- Reverend Robert Short: CEN-TRAL CON-TROL, THIS-IS-ADDY. CEN-TRAL CON-TROL, THIS-IS-ADDY.
- [the young porn star JJ Michaels puts his hand over his mouth, trying hard not to laugh, while the bearded old mountain man Michael Oehler is shaking with silent laughter]