True Blood (TV Series)

Sparks Fly Out (2008)

Caleb Moody: Royce

Quotes 

• Lafayette Reynolds : 'Scuse me. Who ordered the hamburger,

  [puts plate on table] 

  Lafayette Reynolds : with AIDS?

  Royce : I ordered the hamburger deluxe.

  Lafayette Reynolds : In this restaurant a hamburger deluxe come with frimp fries, lettuce, tomato, mayo, AND AIDS! DO ANYBODY GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?

  Royce : Yeah! I'm an American, and I got a say in who makes my food!

  Lafayette Reynolds : Well, baby, it's too late for that. Faggots been breeding your cows, raising your chickens, even brewing your beer long before I walked my sexy ass up in this motherfucker. Everything on your goddamn table got AIDS.

  Royce : You still ain't making me eat no AIDS burger.

  Lafayette Reynolds : Well, all you gotta do is say hold the AIDS. Here.

  [licks hamburger bun] 

  Lafayette Reynolds : Eat it.

  [jams it in Royce's face] 

  Lafayette Reynolds : [His friend stands up to help, Lafayette backhands him to the ground. Other friend steps up to help, Lafayette punches him in the stomach and he falls. Royce stands up, Lafayette elbows him in the jaw and he falls] 

  Lafayette Reynolds : Bitch, you come in my house,

  [picks up the rest of the hamburger] 

  Lafayette Reynolds : you gonna eat my food the way I FUCKING MAKE IT! Do you understand me?

  [dumps food in Royce's lap] 

  Lafayette Reynolds : Tip your waitress.

  [Walks toward kitchen; high fives Jason; goes back to kitchen]