The Simpsons (TV Series)
Homer of Seville (2007)
Harry Shearer: Reverend Lovejoy, Dr. Hibbert, Surgeon, Montgomery Burns, Waylon Smithers, Lenny Leonard, Ned Flanders
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Quotes
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Dr. Hibbert : I just need to make sure your vertebrae are properly aligned. This should take only a minute, and cost about a thousand dollars.
Homer Simpson : [singing operatically] D'oh!
Marge Simpson : That doesn't sound like Homer's usual annoyed grunt.
Dr. Hibbert : Hmm.
Homer Simpson : [singing operatically as Hibbert pokes him in the stomach] D'oh!
[in a lower pitch as Hibbert does so again]
Homer Simpson : D'oh!
Dr. Hibbert : Fascinating. When Homer's on his back, his stomach lodges perfectly under his diaphragm, giving him a powerful singing voice.
Bart Simpson : Is that a real thing?
Lisa Simpson : It is! Tenor Andrea Bocelli recorded an entire song on his back.
Dr. Hibbert : You know, Homer, your singing could help alleviate patient suffering, and save us a fortune in Demerol.
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Dr. Hibbert : Homer, you have a mild back sprain. And you also ingested a dangerous quantity of grave dirt.
Homer Simpson : Well, you're always telling me I should eat more dirt.
Dr. Hibbert : Not dirt, vegetables!
Homer Simpson : Which grow in what?
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Homer Simpson : [singing arpeggios to practice his voice] D'oh, d'oh, d'oh, d'oh, d'oh, d'oh, d'oh. Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, whoo-hoo. Stu, stu, stu, stu-pid Flanders.
Ned Flanders : [poking his head in] Why the crescendo, my dear old friend-o?
Homer Simpson : [singing] Get lost, you waste of a mustache.
Ned Flanders : [leaving] Okily-dokily.
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Montgomery Burns : Ah, nothing lifts my spirits like shopping.
[walking through the hospital morgue]
Montgomery Burns : Let's see, I'll take his liver, a case of Adam's apples, that motorcycle man's moustache.
Waylon Smithers : Oh, the money you've contributed to anti-helmet laws has really paid off, sir.
Montgomery Burns : Well, young people are my future.
[hearing Homer singing]
Montgomery Burns : That beautiful voice! It's making my heart race!
Waylon Smithers : It's coming from down the hall.
Montgomery Burns : To the Betty and Herbert Weinstein Pavilion!
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Reverend Lovejoy : This concludes our service. Go now in the peace of the Lord.
Homer Simpson : So long, suckers!
[ushering the family out]
Homer Simpson : Move it, move it, move it! Do you want to be second out of the parking lot? DO YOU?
[Lisa trips]
Homer Simpson : Leave her!
Marge Simpson : We left her last week, and she didn't make it home for dinner!
Homer Simpson : [getting in the car and peeling out] You'll never catch me, Lord!
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Montgomery Burns : The Springfield Opera House, of which I am founder, artistic director, and standing ovation starter, is producing "La Boheme". I want you to sing the lead.
Homer Simpson : But I can only sing lying on my back.
Montgomery Burns : Eh, we'll cover it with a re-write.