- Amy: Glenn and Garrett, you two are gonna be managing the haunted house in the garden center.
- Garrett: Aww, man, then I won't get to hear Jonah lecture us on whatever dumb metaphor his costume's supposed to be.
- Jonah: Uh, actually, I got tired of explaining my costume every year, so this year, I'm just gonna be a good old-fashioned cowboy.
- Glenn: We get it. You're herding us to the polls because no one here votes.
- Jonah: No, really, I'm...
- Dina: Don't be stupid. He's obviously toxic American masculinity.
- Jonah: Actually, I... I like that better. I'm switching to that.
- Amy: Um, you guys, you know I'm pro-union. Why wouldn't you just tell me about the meeting?
- Cheyenne: We quit telling you weeks ago because you're management. I mean, she doesn't need healthcare. She's got a drawer full of Band-Aids in her desk.
- Amy: Okay, I paid for those Band-Aids, and they're for everybody.
- Sayid: Can I have one?
- Amy: Do you have a cut?
- Sayid: Ah, see? There's always a catch.