- Garrett: [over PA] Attention, Cloud 9 shoppers, this week, enjoy 20% off our nontoxic, organic cotton pillows. Also enjoy wondering what we put in the other pillows.
- Cheyenne: I'm sorry, Garrett, but she ghosted you.
- Garrett: What? No, she didn't.
- Cheyenne: Look at all those unanswered texts. Trust me. You know how, like, sometimes, you have a fish, but then, like, you decide that you don't want a fish anymore, so you just stop feeding it and put it in the closet? That's what she's doing to you.
- Garrett: No, things are good. I mean, she had to reschedule our last date because her aunt got sick, and so I just figure she's busy dealing with that right now.
- Cheyenne: Oh, Garrett. Girls never have aunts.
- Glenn: I'm not just gonna marry two people who don't know each other. I took an oath for my ordination. I ticked a box and clicked next.