Superstore (TV Series)
Cereal Bar (2020)
Mark McKinney: Glenn
Quotes
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Glenn : The storm shelter is just a great place to get things off your chest. Whenever I have troubles, I come down here and I shout 'em out.
Garrett : Yeah, I'm not gonna do that.
Glenn : Here, watch me.
[shouts]
Glenn : Why did I have a baby so late in life?
[talks]
Glenn : You know, stuff like that.
Garrett : You know, I think I understand what you're saying, but maybe I could use some more examples.
Glenn : Okay, um... Diabetes stinks! I think I voted wrong! I think Ellen DeGeneres dances too much! It's unprofessional!
Garrett : Still not getting it.
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Garrett : [knocks laundry pods off shelf]
[to himself]
Garrett : Oh, Garrett, you're so stupid.
[to Glenn]
Garrett : Oh, man. That's embarrassing. I'm sorry you had to see that, Glenn.
Glenn : Oh, no. Come on, this is nothing. I once drove a pallet of Mentos into a stack of colas. I thought it was the Rapture.
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Garrett : Man, I'm tired. I just wanted a day off where I could just sit at home alone playing video games and not shower and eat pizza.
Glenn : That's how you spend your days off? Sitting in your apartment, alone?
Garrett : Well, I mean, I'm not really alone. I'm playing with the people online.
Glenn : Of course. That's basically like having friends.
Garrett : It is!
Glenn : Hey, I'm just glad that you don't have any problems.
[walks off]
Garrett : I don't have any. And I'm not thinking about my life. I'm just being quiet 'cause you walked away.