- Luanne Platter: Uncle Hank, come quick! Mud Dobber made a frisbee out of barbed wire and threw it to Lucky and now his hands are all cut up and he won't go to the hospital!
- Lucky: Sorry, but I don't do hospitals. Everyone I know that's died has been shot in the woods and then taken to the hospital... where they died.
- Minh Souphanousinphone: You thought your son not popular before? Peggy Hill, get ready to be his prom date.
- Bobby Hill: I'm supposed to be opening the wound so that it can heal.
- Hank Hill: Well that's asinine. If a wound is closed that means it's already healed.