- Jane Douglas: If there's one thing we hate it's consequences. Why should I have to suffer the consequences for things that past-me did?
- Jane Douglas: Some high-minded folks say that when you cheat, the only person you cheat is yourself. To which I say, "If that's true, why am I banned from the MGM Grand Las Vegas?"
- Jane Douglas: I think we've all learned an important lesson about cheating here today, which is: you can get away with it twice.