- [first lines]
- Archie Andrews: Welcome to Archie's Funhouse! Featuring the Giant Jukebox. Here we go with Archie's Amateur Show. Now to get our show off to a flying start, here he is, Mudlark Moose doing his bird call!
- Big Moose: Duh, here, bird! Here, bird!
- [last lines]
- The Archies: [singing] Kick off your shoes. / Forget the blues. / Come on, everyone, listen to the sun.