“I can’t believe we’re doing this. It’s just – I feel like such a slut.”
“I’m counting on it.”
There are bad movies, and then there are bad movies. What makes Neowolf so terrifically awful? The work of the extremely prolific director Alan Smithee, whose previous output includes Street Walkers 3 and Beach Cops, Neowolf is a cross-section of trashy editing, poorly lit everything, and generic rock numbers. Why would you subject yourself to this atrocious example of micro-budget horror filmmaking? You wouldn’t, that’s my job and for the next 500 words or so, I will bear the brunt of explaining why Neowolf is not worth your time.
“What are you seriously going to find on Google?”
“Something weird’s going on. I don’t know, but the energy wasn’t normal.”
This movie is about werewolves – but really cool werewolves, a new breed so to speak,...
“I’m counting on it.”
There are bad movies, and then there are bad movies. What makes Neowolf so terrifically awful? The work of the extremely prolific director Alan Smithee, whose previous output includes Street Walkers 3 and Beach Cops, Neowolf is a cross-section of trashy editing, poorly lit everything, and generic rock numbers. Why would you subject yourself to this atrocious example of micro-budget horror filmmaking? You wouldn’t, that’s my job and for the next 500 words or so, I will bear the brunt of explaining why Neowolf is not worth your time.
“What are you seriously going to find on Google?”
“Something weird’s going on. I don’t know, but the energy wasn’t normal.”
This movie is about werewolves – but really cool werewolves, a new breed so to speak,...
- 4/20/2010
- by Mark Zhuravsky
- JustPressPlay.net
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