True Blood (TV Series)
Scratches (2009)
Alexander Skarsgård: Eric Northman
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Quotes
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Eric Northman : If I want Sookie, I can simply take her.
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Bill Compton : Are you still angry about our fight? Sookie, none of that matters anymore.
Sookie Stackhouse : You're right. I'm alive and in one piece. Unlike my friend Lafayette who Eric chained up like an animal and left to bleed to death.
Bill Compton : What?
Sookie Stackhouse : You better not have known anything about this, Bill Compton. Because if you did, I don't think I could ever forgive you!
Bill Compton : I have no idea what you're talking about.
Eric Northman : [behind them] I imagine she's referring to the human in my basement... The human who traded sexual services with a vampire in order to sell his blood - which as you know is a grave offense.
Sookie Stackhouse : [to Eric] His name is Lafayette and you ought to be ashamed of yourself for what you've done to him.
[slaps him]
Bill Compton : Sookie!
Eric Northman : [unfazed] I'm glad you're feeling better and may I add that color suits you very well.
[refering to her red shirt]
Sookie Stackhouse : Go to hell!
Bill Compton : [holding her back] Sookie! Enough!
Sookie Stackhouse : Oh it's not nearly enough. They've tortured him and bitten him and shot him and kept him down there in his own filth for weeks.
Bill Compton : [to Eric] Is this true?
Eric Northman : There are others who would have done far worse and you know it.
Sookie Stackhouse : You're gonna let him go right now or I swear, I'm going to the police.
Eric Northman : [draws his fangs] I do not respond well to threats!... But perhaps we could come to some sort of arrangement.
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Eric Northman : [after Bill tells him what attacked Sookie] The head of a bull?
Bill Compton : That's what she said. It was dark. It all happened in seconds.
Eric Northman : You didn't see this... bull-man?
Bill Compton : No.
Eric Northman : And you gave her your blood?
Bill Compton : I didn't work.
Eric Northman : [thinking] Hmmm.
Bill Compton : You ever heard of anything like this?
Eric Northman : Surprisingly, no.
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Eric Northman : You surprise me. That is rare quality in a breather
Sookie Stackhouse : [seething] You disgust me.
Eric Northman : Perhaps I'll grow on you.
Sookie Stackhouse : I'd prefer cancer!
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Sookie Stackhouse : [gasping, hurt] Am I dying?
Dr. Ludwig : Yes.
Bill Compton : No! She cannot die! You will save her!
Dr. Ludwig : Back off, vampire. Let me do my job!
Eric Northman : Forgive him. Bill is abnormally attached to this human.
Dr. Ludwig : [working on Sookie] Well, we don't have a lot of choices. She's been poisoned. You ever heard of Komodo dragons? Their mouths are teaming with bacteria. After one has bitten you it will track you for hours, days just waiting for the toxins to slowly eat away at your nervous system. 'Til you're good and helpless. Then it will devour you alive.
Sookie Stackhouse : [gasping] I was... scratched by a dragon?
Dr. Ludwig : No, but this poison is similar but way more efficient. I don't think I've seen it before but it's hard to tell without further testing and we don't have that kind of time.
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Eric Northman : I thought in over a thousand years I'd seen all there was to see.
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Eric Northman : [about Pam] She is extremely lazy, but loyal. How's yours? Jessica?
Bill Compton : Petulant. Dangerous. Afraid.
Eric Northman : I'm glad to see you two are bonding
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Dr. Ludwig : [to Bill, about Sookie] You can give her blood now. Her body should accept it.
Eric Northman : [moving fast to Bill, about blood] Mine is much stronger. Allow me.
Bill Compton : Never!
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Eric Northman : [to Pam, after her search] Pam... those were great pumps.
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Sookie Stackhouse : [to Eric] So if I agree to go to Dallas to help look for this missing vampire, you'll let Lafayette go?
Bill Compton : No! You nearly died last night. You are not going to Dallas.
Bill Compton : Bill, I can make up my own mind.
Eric Northman : I will pay all of your expenses, of course. And yes, I will release your friend.
Sookie Stackhouse : And I want $5,000.
[to Bill]
Sookie Stackhouse : I've missed a lot of work and I need a new driveway.
Eric Northman : [to Bill] Your human is getting cocky.
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Pam De Beaufort : [to Lafayette] Such a shame. I was hoping I could convince Eric to let me keep you.
Eric Northman : No, you already have enough pets.
Lafayette Reynolds : No offense, but you ain't exactly my type, bitch.
Pam De Beaufort : Can I kick him?
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Dr. Ludwig : I'll expect my payment by the end of the week.
Eric Northman : It's always a pleasure doing business with you, Dr. Ludwig.
Dr. Ludwig : Fuck off!
Bill Compton : Clearly the pleasure is one-sided.
Eric Northman : She's no fan of the fang. She tolerates us, because our blood is of such great value to humans.