- Satoru Gojo: Drinking game time! Name things you love about Gojou Satoru!
- Satoru Gojo: [Claps hands] Everything!
- Satoru Gojo: Lets play catch with discarded rice balls
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- Satoru Gojo: While discussing the separation of church and state
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- Satoru Gojo: Lets post a video of it and troll people
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