Southland (TV Series)

See the Woman (2009)

Robert Ray Manning Jr.: Dante Johnson

Quotes 

• Ofcr. John Cooper : Sir - your car was stolen?

  Dante Johnson : Yeah - Azure got jacked; playoffs comin' up, dude - I can't be in that kind o' trouble.

  Ofcr. John Cooper : Could you be more specific?

  Dante Johnson : Went out last night, hit some places... came home, some people came to chill. Bentley Azure got jacked.

  Ofcr. John Cooper : So you wanna file a police report for a stolen vehicle?

  Dante Johnson : You ever go for some... strange?

  Ofcr. John Cooper : 'Scuse me?

  Dante Johnson : [leading Cooper and Sherman into his ornate dining room]  Aiight, aiight - c'mere... c'mere - I'm married, aiight? My wife is in St. Bart's with Dante Jr. - she has this dog, a Great Dane. I don't give a - - about the car; insurance'll cover it - but you gotta get me the dog back. Now, she comes home tomorrow; gotta get me the dog. I got some pictures of it somewhere around here.

  Ofcr. John Cooper : Sir - do you or do you not want to file a police report?

  Dante Johnson : I'm married, motherf- - ; I can't be filin' no report!

  Ofcr. John Cooper : ...So women took the car.

  Dante Johnson : Yeah, women took the car.

  Ofcr. John Cooper : And you don't wanna file a report.

  Dante Johnson : You ain't listenin', bra! Protect and serve, motherf- - ! You got somethin' against me? I got rights.

  Ofcr. John Cooper : Sir... you have to file a police report; we're not private detectives.

  Dante Johnson : Aiight... aiight, aiight - I got a better idea. I go *with* you - we go lookin' around. I got some ideas where the bitches be at. Wait here - lemme change, aiight? Ten, fifteen minutes.

  [after Dante leaves, Sherman looks down at the floor, and motions to Ccoper to do the same; they observe in disbelief two girls in a swimming pool under the dining room's glass floor]