Better Off Ted (TV Series)

Bioshuffle (2009)

Jay Harrington: Ted Crisp

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Quotes 

• Linda : Are you staring at my butt?

  Ted : Hm? No, your butt is in my staring place. So technically, it's staring at me.

  Linda : Sorry. It's from a small town. It's never seen a big business man like you before.

  Ted : Well, tell it to act more professional. It's making a spectacle of itself.

• Veronica Palmer : [Ted and Linda are sharing an office]  I must say, the thought of you guys in there sickens me.

  Ted : You're not jealous, are you?

  Veronica Palmer : "Jealous" implies I can't have something I want. This is more like if someone borrows my stapler, even if I'm not using the thing, I still don't like the thought of someone else pounding away on it.