- Viola: Malvolio? Have you talked to Sebastian about this?
- Olivia: No, I didn't want to upset him.
- Viola: Well, good. This whole thing is ridiculous! Malvolio is dead.
- Olivia: I Know, but I'm scared. I think I should have said something.
- Viola: Does this dress show too much cleavage?
- Olivia: No, It's nice.
- Viola: Damn. Olivia, If I were you I would just forget about the whole thing. Malvolio is dead, we've made sure of that.
- Viola: You're back early, did you forget something?
- Malvolio: Where is he?
- Viola: I don- I don't kn...
- [Malvolio shoots Viola in the leg]
- Viola: Ah!
- [Viola cries in pain]
- Malvolio: Where is he?
- Viola: I don't...
- [Malvolio shoots Viola in the chest]
- Viola: Ah!
- Malvolio: Where is he?
- Viola: [weakly] He went to go and kill you.
- [Malvolio shoots Viola once more]
- Viola: Oh my God. I am so thirsty I could just die. Maria! Where the hell is that girl? Did you forget where the pool was? Where's my Cosmo? And one for Olivia. I swear I'm gonna hafta fire that girl.
- Viola: Olivia, my husband pays her. And he runs this town. I can do whatever I want. It's time you got with the program and hired a maid of your own.
- Fabian: If Malvolio's still alive, the first thing he's going to do is come after you, me, and anyone else who's wronged him. A man who's been through that much suffering only has one thing on his mind: revenge. He can't be persuaded, he can't be reasoned with. He's going to keep coming after us until we're all gone. The only way to stop him is to kill him - and make sure he's dead this time.
- Olivia: Sebastien, what is going on?
- Viola: I'll see you later.
- Olivia: You're own brother?
- Viola: Are you fucking retarded? Sebastien is not my brother! He's my husband.
- Olivia: But I thought...
- Viola: You thought that he would actually want to marry you. Well, I guess that was sort of the point though.
- Olivia: What are you talking about?
- Viola: You think it's a coincidence that you inherit a small fortune to meet the man of your dreams? We came to this shit town for you. Well, you and your money.
- Olivia: So are you gonna kill me?
- Viola: No, not just yet.