Men of a Certain Age (TV Series)
Pilot (2009)
Andre Braugher: Owen Thoreau Jr.
Quotes
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Joe Tranelli : I lost two pounds peeing this morning. Two pounds.
Owen Thoreau Jr. : Oh, here we go again.
Joe Tranelli : I swear to God, two pounds.
Owen Thoreau Jr. : Look, I told you, you can't lose two pounds just by peeing.
Joe Tranelli : Well... I... I step on my digital scale, totally naked, before I pee and then again after I pee, and it's two pounds less. My record's two and half, so, yes, yes you can.
Owen Thoreau Jr. : That's bulllshit.
Joe Tranelli : Why would I lie? Wait, no, just think about it for second. What motive would I have that my pee weighs any more...
[they hit a bump in the road]
Joe Tranelli : Oh, shit.