Parks and Recreation (TV Series)
The Master Plan (2010)
Nick Offerman: Ron Swanson
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Quotes
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Ron Swanson : What's a not gay way to ask him to go camping with me?
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Ron Swanson : What exactly will you be cutting, and how much of i,t and can I watch you do it while eating Pork Cracklins?
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Ron Swanson : Leslie, what do we do when we get this angry?
Leslie Knope : We count backwards from 1,000 by sevens, and we think of warm brownies.
Ron Swanson : Go do that in your office.