Parks and Recreation (TV Series)
The Master Plan (2010)
Aziz Ansari: Tom Haverford
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Quotes
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Andy Dwyer : Let me ask you a quick question: what's the youngest a girl can be that if uh, we go out, I'm not a total scumbag?
Tom Haverford : You know the old rule. Half your age plus seven.
Andy Dwyer : Half my age, plus seven. Oh, okay. Well I'm 29, so half of... 29, add seven... that's only 20, is...
Tom Haverford : Twenty...
Andy Dwyer : 20 years old.
Tom Haverford : ...one.
Andy Dwyer : 21.
Tom Haverford : and a half.
Andy Dwyer : Yep.
Tom Haverford : Yep.
Andy Dwyer : We got the same thing with the equation on that one. Here's the thing, what if she's slightly younger? Can I go out with someone younger than that?
Tom Haverford : Please! You totally can!
Andy Dwyer : Yeah!
[In confessional]
Andy Dwyer : Tom says it's okay!... That probably means it isn't okay.