The Vampire Diaries (TV Series)
Memory Lane (2010)
Ian Somerhalder: Damon Salvatore
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Quotes
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Damon Salvatore : [Jenna gives Damon her shot glass. Everyone leaves but Mason] She doesn't like me very much.
Mason Lockwood : We haven't met. Mason Lockwood.
[he offers his hand to Damon]
Damon Salvatore : [Damon takes Mason's hand before letting go] Oh, sure. Hey, Damon Salvatore.
Mason Lockwood : [smiles] I know. Heard great things about you.
Damon Salvatore : [looks surprised] Really? That's weird. 'Cuz I'm a dick.
[smirks]
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Mason Lockwood : Jenna just brought out guitar hero. Might be time to mutiny.
Damon Salvatore : Well, I just happen to like guitar hero. So you, my friend, you are barking up the wrong tree.
Mason Lockwood : Okay. Enough with the innuendos. You win. You're hilarious.
Damon Salvatore : Thank you.
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Jenna Sommers : Mason was a catch. He had girls lining up.
Damon Salvatore : [to Mason] Really? Huh, I pegged you for a lone wolf.
Mason Lockwood : I'm sure I wasn't half the lady killer you were.
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Damon Salvatore : Aunt Jenna is getting tipsy.
Elena Gilbert : Will you stop plying her with alcohol?
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Mason Lockwood : [about having attacked Stefan] There was confusion. I couldn't chain myself up in time. I have no control once I shift.
Damon Salvatore : Aww. No obedience school?
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Jenna Sommers : [playing charades, Damon has drawn picture of what appears to be a dog in a dress standing upright] Dress. Ballerina.
Caroline Forbes : Puppy... Puppy... Puppy with a tutu.
Damon Salvatore : No.
Jenna Sommers : Puppy... Dog... Hound dog... something about a hound dog.
Mason Lockwood : Dances with Wolves.
Damon Salvatore : Mason wins. Again.
Jenna Sommers : [annoyed with sketch artist] How is that a wolf?
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Damon Salvatore : Thank you so much for inviting me.
Jenna Sommers : Did I have a choice?
Damon Salvatore : I know what you must think about me...
[interrupted]
Jenna Sommers : No, you don't. you have never dated you. I have dated many yous.
Damon Salvatore : Well... I'm a work in progress.
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Elena Gilbert : [Damon just appears] What do you want?
Damon Salvatore : So this is where you spend your time when you're not stabbing people in the back.
Elena Gilbert : I tricked you into telling the truth. That's not stabbing you in the back. It's using your own tactics against you.
Damon Salvatore : Where are you going?
Elena Gilbert : I've made myself clear, Damon, I want nothing to do with you.
[leaves the table]
Damon Salvatore : Okay. See you at Jenna's barbecue.
Elena Gilbert : [turns around, surprised] How do you know about Jenna's barbecue?
Damon Salvatore : It was my idea. Jenna went to high school together with Mason Lockwood, so I figured a social gathering would be a good way to get to know the guy. So I told Rick to tell Jenna and...
[interupted]
Elena Gilbert : Does Jenna know you're going to be there? 'Cause she's not exactly a fan of yours.
Damon Salvatore : [to waitress with Damon's Peach Combo] Perfect. Thank you.
[to Elena]
Damon Salvatore : I'm hoping this Peach Combo will pave the way.
[gets up from table]
Elena Gilbert : What are you up to?
Damon Salvatore : I'm gonna put some silver into Mason Lockwood and prove that he's a werewolf. See you at the barbecue.
[smirks]