- Damon Salvatore: [Jenna gives Damon her shot glass. Everyone leaves but Mason] She doesn't like me very much.
- Mason Lockwood: We haven't met. Mason Lockwood.
- [he offers his hand to Damon]
- Damon Salvatore: [Damon takes Mason's hand before letting go] Oh, sure. Hey, Damon Salvatore.
- Mason Lockwood: [smiles] I know. Heard great things about you.
- Damon Salvatore: [looks surprised] Really? That's weird. 'Cuz I'm a dick.
- [smirks]
- Mason Lockwood: Jenna just brought out guitar hero. Might be time to mutiny.
- Damon Salvatore: Well, I just happen to like guitar hero. So you, my friend, you are barking up the wrong tree.
- Mason Lockwood: Okay. Enough with the innuendos. You win. You're hilarious.
- Damon Salvatore: Thank you.
- Jenna Sommers: Mason was a catch. He had girls lining up.
- Damon Salvatore: [to Mason] Really? Huh, I pegged you for a lone wolf.
- Mason Lockwood: I'm sure I wasn't half the lady killer you were.
- Katherine Pierce: I must admit I'm rather surprised that you've come looking for me.
- George Lockwood: Because you're the rope in the Salvatore brothers tug of war?
- Katherine Pierce: No. Because I'm a vampire who could kill you in your sleep.
- Katherine Pierce: Are we really gonna do this? We both know I can rip you to shreds and do my nails at the same time.
- Stefan Salvatore: So you're saying that all the Lockwood's are werewolves?
- Katherine Pierce: The Lockwood gene runs in the Lockwood family. Not that they're all wolves.
- Stefan Salvatore: How many other werewolves are out there? I mean, is it just limited to the Lockwoods?
- Katherine Pierce: No. There are others. Not many. Practically extinct. They mainly exist in books and really bad movies.
- Stefan Salvatore: I know we've only known each other for a short while. And I know I'm in competition for your affections but, uh, I've never net a woman quite like you. I-I look at you and I see an angel. It's to a touch of skin, my entire body ignites. I kiss you and I know that I'm falling in love.
- [kisses Katherine]
- Stefan Salvatore: I am in love with you.
- Katherine Pierce: There is just so much you don't know about me Stefan.
- Stefan Salvatore: More to learn and love.
- [smiles]
- Mason Lockwood: [about having attacked Stefan] There was confusion. I couldn't chain myself up in time. I have no control once I shift.
- Damon Salvatore: Aww. No obedience school?
- Jenna Sommers: [playing charades, Damon has drawn picture of what appears to be a dog in a dress standing upright] Dress. Ballerina.
- Caroline Forbes: Puppy... Puppy... Puppy with a tutu.
- Damon Salvatore: No.
- Jenna Sommers: Puppy... Dog... Hound dog... something about a hound dog.
- Mason Lockwood: Dances with Wolves.
- Damon Salvatore: Mason wins. Again.
- Jenna Sommers: [annoyed with sketch artist] How is that a wolf?
- Katherine Pierce: Go ahead, Stefan, torture me. Keep me captive, drain me of my blood until my body turns to dust. It'll never change the truth. I never compelled your love. It was real, and so was mine.
- Damon Salvatore: Thank you so much for inviting me.
- Jenna Sommers: Did I have a choice?
- Damon Salvatore: I know what you must think about me...
- [interrupted]
- Jenna Sommers: No, you don't. you have never dated you. I have dated many yous.
- Damon Salvatore: Well... I'm a work in progress.
- Mason Lockwood: Ah ha, good news, found the shot glasses.
- Elena Gilbert: That would be my exit.
- [leaves]
- Jenna Sommers: I'm here ten minutes and I'm back underneath the bleachers at the pep rally.
- Mason Lockwood: It's just like old times huh? Only I didn't swipe this bottle from my old man.
- Caroline Forbes: Elena, do you really think that you will have a future with Stefan? Before you realize it, you're gonna be aged 70 and in diapers and he will still be smoking hot.
- Elena Gilbert: [Damon just appears] What do you want?
- Damon Salvatore: So this is where you spend your time when you're not stabbing people in the back.
- Elena Gilbert: I tricked you into telling the truth. That's not stabbing you in the back. It's using your own tactics against you.
- Damon Salvatore: Where are you going?
- Elena Gilbert: I've made myself clear, Damon, I want nothing to do with you.
- [leaves the table]
- Damon Salvatore: Okay. See you at Jenna's barbecue.
- Elena Gilbert: [turns around, surprised] How do you know about Jenna's barbecue?
- Damon Salvatore: It was my idea. Jenna went to high school together with Mason Lockwood, so I figured a social gathering would be a good way to get to know the guy. So I told Rick to tell Jenna and...
- [interupted]
- Elena Gilbert: Does Jenna know you're going to be there? 'Cause she's not exactly a fan of yours.
- Damon Salvatore: [to waitress with Damon's Peach Combo] Perfect. Thank you.
- [to Elena]
- Damon Salvatore: I'm hoping this Peach Combo will pave the way.
- [gets up from table]
- Elena Gilbert: What are you up to?
- Damon Salvatore: I'm gonna put some silver into Mason Lockwood and prove that he's a werewolf. See you at the barbecue.
- [smirks]
- Stefan Salvatore: [Walks into his house and spots Katherine reading his journal] Shouldn't read someone's journal.
- Katherine Pierce: I know. I'm sorry but it was too tempting all of your inner thoughts and feelings laying there on your desk for me to read.
- Jenna Sommers: I have no secrets, only dirty shame.
- [Raises shot glass]
- Alaric Saltzman: To dirty shame.
- Caroline Forbes: [as Elena puts down cell phone] Was that Stefan?
- Elena Gilbert: He hasn't called me back. I'm trying to decide if I should be worried.
- Caroline Forbes: I'm sure he's fine.
- [munching potato chips]
- Caroline Forbes: God, I cannot stop eating.
- [chuckles]
- Caroline Forbes: Stefan says it's a great way to, uh, sublimate the cravings. You know, it's horrible, just fighting the urge for blood, every minute of every day.
- [scoffs]
- Elena Gilbert: I know that Stefan really hates that part of himself.
- Caroline Forbes: Well, yeah. And he hates that you're a constant temptation.
- Elena Gilbert: He said that?
- Caroline Forbes: Mm-hmm. The desire to rip out your jugular every time he's with you? Trust me, it's there. And... it's why I had to break up with Matt.
- Alaric Saltzman: [coming out onto porch] Hey, the food's ready. Come get it.
- Caroline Forbes: Finally. I'm starving.