After over 300 IMDB movie reviews, this is only the second time I wanted to give 0 stars. Do not even waste your time bringing up the title screen on this one.
Were they trying to be cerebral? ... artsy? ... or were they just so doped up they could not even comprehend? All I know is they failed SOOO miserably. Kids playing with their iPhone camera on a weekend could have done better. To say they were stoned when they conceived this gem would be giving hallucinogenics a bad name. The acting is beyond awful, the use of ... grade school special effects ... was horrid, and their likely was no script, just people winging it. I think the different scenes were created this way, with them just looking for a place to shoot, looking for props when they got there, and then just starting the camera. Wow, to think someone actually spent time creating this is amazing. Or is that agonizing?
Were they trying to be cerebral? ... artsy? ... or were they just so doped up they could not even comprehend? All I know is they failed SOOO miserably. Kids playing with their iPhone camera on a weekend could have done better. To say they were stoned when they conceived this gem would be giving hallucinogenics a bad name. The acting is beyond awful, the use of ... grade school special effects ... was horrid, and their likely was no script, just people winging it. I think the different scenes were created this way, with them just looking for a place to shoot, looking for props when they got there, and then just starting the camera. Wow, to think someone actually spent time creating this is amazing. Or is that agonizing?
