(2010 Video)

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Ho-hum Brazzers with some Brit femmes in the mix
lor_16 June 2016
In a dozen years Brazzers has morphed into something else: a recent video I got even has the famous "The world's best in big tits!" company slogan. This 3rd volume of a pointless series (all Brazzers girls have boobs) is notable only for the modern injection of talented British babes into the talent pool, thank God!

Chief of these is Savannah Gold, who would become a tragic porn casualty two years later, dead at age 26. Her segment doesn't fit the Brazzers format at all, perhaps just thrown in here as filler. Instead of a vignette (play-acted), she's interviewed as Savannah Gold from England, talks about herself and then gets serviced by Ben English, all the while with the interview voice (or cameraman?) present if not on screen per se. So we watch two porn performers humping, the sort of prostitution-level (gonzo when exaggerated) video sex I abhor. A waste of her talents.

Even clunkier is a terrible segment starring Scott Nails. He sits down on a chair in a cheap set (just a curtain hanging) and a pretty bikini wearing blonde comes over and starts to service him. She is apparently a prostitute, but her smothering him with her clothed breasts renders him unconscious. Per Brazzers' lousy policy, she gets no screen credit because she does not do XXX, ridiculous.

He dreams of Kerry Louise, also a Brit, as an angel in heaven with pink wings. Heaven is just a white wall, cheapo again. Her wings disappear when the the scene shifts to a cheap bed and hump. End of "story" -as meager as it gets.

Other segments include a three-way by the pool of Capri Cavanni and busty Jessica Moore (another import) and Nails again. Faye Reagan with sunburned breasts (she's so fair skinned I would think she'd know better) humped while unconscious by Dane Cross. This turns out to be a fakearoo; they were playing strip beer pong at a party (plenty of uncredited extras on screen) and she just pretended to pass out to make a fool out of him and get humped in the process.

Charley Chase, the bosomy actress with the unfortunate Silent Era Comedy name, stars in the opening vignette, a very poorly conceived and directed piece of junk which vaguely relates to the dumb cuckold genre. She's out driving with her creepy boyfriend (uncredited), who gets fresh. They're stopped by cop Johnny Sins (after some poor editing with shots out of sequence), who handcuffs the uppity guy and then treats Charley to some outdoor sex.

Bonus segment has Asa Akira sunbathing, then seduced by voyeur Keiran Lee. The improvised dialog here is terrible, and the seduction completely fake - a typical "who cares?" porn vignette made for streaming and a quick paycheck for the two busy performers.
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