- Interviewer: So why don't you tell me about your day, Jack?
- Jack: Well... I got blown up.
- Interviewer: And who blew you up?
- Jack: Ben. Wasn't his idea, but he blew me up.
- [laughs]
- Jack: I just totally saw it coming, ya know? And I wasn't surprised. That's why I was - That's why I was so frustrated.
- Interviewer: You say it wasn't Ben's idea. What do you mean by that?
- Jack: I mean it was Kate. See, Ben, he has the money. But Kate, she has the brains. I don't know how she gets people to do things, but I can't blame her, I guess. You know, see, Kate, she's actually pretty amazing at first, and the next thing you know, she goes all bat-crappin' crazy on you, and then you're apologizing to your friends, your family; you're changing the locks on your doors. I mean, I don't know if she has an evil twin or she's on drugs or what.
- [sighs]
- Jack: I guess I deserved it or whatever. I mean, I didn't kill her, you know. I just knocked her around a little bit. I mean, you know when you was younger, you used to throw rocks at girls you liked? I was just playing around, man.