- Missy Cooper: Ooh, we getting something fun with the money?
- George Cooper Sr: We're talking about a dishwasher.
- Missy Cooper: When did your dreams die?
- George Cooper Sr: When we had kids.
- Missy Cooper: Why are you being so lame?
- Mary Cooper: Because money does not buy happiness.
- Missy Cooper: Fresh Prince seems pretty happy.
- Mary Cooper: It is not his money. It's his Uncle Phil's!
- Mary Cooper: I'm gonna tell you right now, we can't keep it.
- George Cooper Sr: It's not a puppy, Mary. It's 500 bucks.