- Brandy Klark: Don't you have a dick to suck?
- Amber: Several! Unlike you, fucktard!
- Brandy Klark: Cluck you!
- Amber: Cluck? Say fuck, you loser.
- [Brandy rides up to the Big Bun drive-through speaker on her bike]
- Fiona: Welcome to Big Bun, may I take your order?
- Brandy Klark: I've decided to lose my virginity to Rusty Waters.
- Fiona: Would you like fries with that?
- Brandy Klark: No.
- Willy: Brandy, what do you think would have happened if I hadn't shown up?
- Brandy Klark: I probably would have swallowed.
- Brandy Klark: I plan on getting finger-banged tonight.
- Wendy: I think it's finger-blasted.
- Fiona: No, it's finger-bombed, bitches.
- Cameron: Brandy, you gave me a handjob. Dosn't that mean anything to you?
- Brandy Klark: No, it's a handjob.
- Brandy Klark: It's weird, huh? It's like the minute you give up control you just know what to do without doing anything.
- Cameron: Sex is a big deal, but it's also not a big deal. Don't get me wrong, it's a big deal. But it doesn't have to be such a big deal.
- Brandy Klark: No. No, it doesn't.
- Cameron: I guess what I mean is, sometimes sex is just sex.
- Brandy Klark: Yeah, sometimes sex is just sex.
- [Judge Klark walks in and finds Amber and Willy having sex]
- Judge Klark: Get off my house and out of my daughter!
- Amber: Dad, gross!
- Judge Klark: You know what I mean!
- Van: A judge? Who do you think you are, Lolita? I mean, you lured me in. You sought me out, and then you lie to me? What's that about? Oh that's good. I think I just wrote a song.