Allie Haze: Jen

Quotes 

• Jen : Hi!

  David : Hi.

  David : [Mumbles]  Out walking your dog.

  Jen : More like he's walking me. Hi! I'm Jen.

  David : Oh hey, I'm John, - I'm David, My- My name is David.

  Jen : Right.

  David : Guess I'll see you around then David.

  David : Yeah! See, see you around.

  [Mocking himself] 

  David : I'm John. The hell's wrong with me?

• Jen : [Frantically]  My Bozly, He's gone! I've been going around asking all the neighbors and nobody's seen him.

  David : Ok well uh, just- just calm- just calm down everything's going to be OK.

  Jen : No! It's *not* OK! He's not just my baby, he's a valuable dog and somebody might have kidnapped him...

  David : Fuck no,

  Jen : [Continues in normal voice]  But still- he's not a puppy anymore but he's only 4...

  [Frantically] 

  Jen : But in dog year's that's like late 20's. Oh my gosh, I don't know what I'm gonna do.

  David : Jennifer, I- uh...

  Jen : What?

  David : Uh well, I just...

  Jen : Uh what?

  [David mutters to himself] 

  Jen : What? What is it?

  David : Uh, if you want, I could totally, you know help ya out... find him... Bozly... , the dog. You know put up flyers... ya know. Ask around the neighborhood.

  [Chuckles] 

  David : [David chuckles] 

  David : Ya know. Do you want me to help you find him?

• David : Um, so is Bozly, really important to you?

  Jen : Yeah. He's everything. He's the only one who's ever been loyal. He's never lied to me, never cheated on me, God, I sound ironic. It's just after the divorce, it was... tough. I moved out here to get away from everybody. Everybody except for Meg. Can't ever get away from Meg.

  David : Oh, I mean, have you been... dating anybody?

  Jen : No.

  David : Oh, I was, you know.

  [Mutters] 

  David : Good to know.

  Jen : And don't ask me why not. One more person asks me, I swear I'm gonna scream.

  David : Understood.

• Jen : [to David]  Don't *ever* contact me again.