Community (TV Series)
For a Few Paintballs More (2011)
Danny Pudi: Abed Nadir
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Quotes
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[Two City College storm troopers come upon a poster on a door]
Storm Trooper #1 : [reading mockingly] Welcome to Greendale. You're already accepted.
Storm Trooper #2 : Losers!
[the storm troopers are shot through the poster]
Storm Trooper #2 : What the hell?
[the door opens to reveal Annie, Abed, and Shirley]
Annie Edison : Welcome to Greendale.
Abed Nadir : You're already dead.
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Abed Nadir : It seems we've left the Western motif and are entering a Star Wars scenario.
[Everybody exclaims, annoyed]
Abed Nadir : I wish it happened sooner too.
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Troy Barnes : This is why we have to agree, right now, that whoever wins, we give the money to Greendale.
[People disagree]
Troy Barnes : To repair the damage and save our school. Abed, tell them.
Abed Nadir : Whatever. I ain't in it for your revolution. I'm in it for me.
Troy Barnes : Wait, Abed, this was your idea.
Abed Nadir : But I'm calling dibs on the Han Solo role before Jeff slouches into it. Star-Burns, I need that vest.
Star-Burns : Pfft. Oh, yeah, right.
Abed Nadir : Give me the vest, laser breath, before our conversation gets nasty.
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Troy Barnes : City College is trying to destroy Greendale and they're an unstoppable juggle knob.
Abed Nadir : [whispers to Troy] Juggernaut.
Troy Barnes : Juggernaut.
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Annie Edison : Here, help me with this.
Abed Nadir : Sure thing, your worship.
Annie Edison : Abed! Stop trying to be Han Solo, it's making me embarrassed for you.
Abed Nadir : Come on, admit it, you like it.
Annie Edison : I like having conversations with adults. Playing Star Wars is worn out and immature.
Abed Nadir : [Abed takes Annie's hand] You like me because I'm immature. There's not enough immaturity in your life.
[Annie tilts her head]