Atop the Fourth Wall (TV Series)
Sonic Live (2010)
Lewis Lovhaug: Linkara, 90s Kid, Harvey Finevoice, Ensign Monroe, Ninja-Style Dancer
Quotes
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Linkara : [all singing] Welcome to Atop the Fourth Wall.
Nostalgia Critic : Where bad comics burn.
Nostalgia Chick : Linkara's gonna teach you all.
Cold Guy : A lesson you won't learn.
The Spoony One : Brodsky, you're not the smartest.
C.R. : Liefeld, you're not an artist.
Iron Liz : Anyone who's had a bad comic published.
Mike J : It could be your turn.
90s Kid : Linkara!
JesuOtaku : He is a man. Punch!
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Phelous : Wears a purdy hat.
Harvey Finevoice : Linkara.
Cinema Snob : He has a magic gun!
Ed Glaser : Where'd he purchase that?
L. Lovhaug : Linkara.
Benzaie : Coins, robots, Amazons and trucks.
Ninja : [holds a sign that says "Linkara"]
Todd in the Shadows : This comic sucks.
Obscurus Lupa : Linkara sits down nonetheless.
Lanipator : Forces himself through it.
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JewWario : Looking down on us all.
Dr. Insano : Of course, don't you know anything about science?
Bennett the Sage : There would be better books on his show.
Guru Larry : But Quesada sold them to Mephisto.
MasakoX : And now there's nothing left to do.
L. Lovhaug : But share the scrapings at the bottom of the barrel with you.
Ensign Monroe : Linkara!
Paw : He is a man. Punch!
KaiserNeko : What's that on his arm?
[cut to a sign that says "Linkara" sitting beside his bear]
Dr. Gonzo : Can't seem to fix the continuity alarm.
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Linkara : Sonic proceeds to grab the kids and defy physics a little by running down the side of the missile silo. Decidedly nonsensical, but admittingly awesome.
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Sonic : Now that we're in the control room, we're gonna have to make like instant archeologists.
Jessie : I don't understand, Sonic.
Linkara : I don't think any of us do, frankly. What the hell?
Sonic : There's a countdown underway, Jessie.
Linkara : Which makes them archeologists? Sonic, your jokes are worse than mine.
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Dr. Robotnik : That blasted hedgehog seemingly came from nowhere. But what if he didn't? What if he came... from THERE?
Linkara : Yes, there. That random, wavy glittery thing that wasn't there a second ago.
Dr. Robotnik : From somewhere through a transdimensional portal, which I believe that to be.
Linkara : Um, why do you believe that? And how did you realize that it was a transdimensional portal? Hello? Did anybody look at the script before they started drawing everything?
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Sonic : So what's the deal, schlemiel? Even you couldn't come up with this setup yourself.
Linkara : Why the hell couldn't he? He seemed to be doing just fine with robots and castles and missiles and mind-control helmets back on Mobius.
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Steve : You did it, Sonic!
Jessie : Nobody does it better.
Linkara : Oh, I get it. Jessie is actually a young Carly Simon.
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Linkara : [imitating Robotnik] I'll make them play Sonic 2006, I'm that twisted!
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Linkara : It's so real, that you'll think you're part of the adventure! It's so real, that you'll be wetting yourself in fear!
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Linkara : [monotone] All are one in Darkseid.
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Linkara : Hello and welcome to Atop the Fourth Wall's hundredth episode! What's that? You don't care about that, you wanna know what's up with the wall?