- Franklin Portman: [Sees a bird flying above the boat] Wow! Jake, check it out. That's a peregrine falcon.
- Jake: A peregrine like the headmistress?
- Franklin Portman: Sure... That's probably where Grandpa came up with that whole turning into a bird thing.
- Jake: Maybe - Maybe that's really her!
- [Turns to shout at the bird]
- Jake: Hey, Miss Peregrine! It's me, Jake! I'm Abe Portman's grandson! Please, don't crap on us!
- [Franklin gives him a horrified look]
- Jake: Oh my God, Dad, I'm kidding.