- Cinema Snob: Hi there! We represent "The Broadway Better Business Players For a Brighter Tomorrow". We are trying to start up a petition to get second rate shows taken off the marquee, and with your help we can stop Mamma Mia! from ever playing again.
- Chuck Jaffers: Hey man, I just found out what the internet is. You guys are awesome!
- Nostalgia Critic: That's great, really great. So we cool now?
- Chuck Jaffers: No, I still gotta kill you.
- Nostalgia Critic: Of course.