- Scott: Love my dear boy is nothing more than the transitional period between Vaginal and Anal Sex.
- Dan: Have you ever tried to masturbate when you have a finger for a penis? It sucks. I actually have to clip the nail.
- Will: "I'm not bitter, because I know what we had was real. And I know that in some distant time, in some distant place when we see each other in our new lives, I'll smile at you with joy - remembering that Summer we spent beneath the tree.
- Allison: Holy... shit Will. That is a direct quote from the Notebook.
- Will: I figured it applies here too?