"Community" Origins of Vampire Mythology (TV Episode 2012) Poster

Jim Rash: Dean Pelton

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  • Dean Pelton : [enters dressed as a railroad engineer]  She'll be comin' around the mount-dean when she comes, whoo-whoo! Just letting the students know that if you're on campus this weekend, you'll have to park on the street because of the carnival. On an unrelated note, I'm into trains now!

  • Vice Dean Laybourne : Mine is not to tell you how to do what I want done. Mine is to want and to say my want. Yours is to know and to do.

    Dean Pelton : I know exactly what to do.

    [Laybourne leaves. Dean buzzes his secretary] 

    Dean Pelton : Natalie, could you get me a, um, book on how to do things? You know what, just make me a scotch and soda.

    Natalie : Make it yourself!

    Dean Pelton : [Crying]  I don't know how!

  • Dean Pelton : Name rings a bell, but with me, that could mean anything.

  • Dean Pelton : [knock at front door, Abed answers] 

    [sing-song] 

    Dean Pelton : Boys' night!

    Abed Nadir : I need help reacting to something.

    Dean Pelton : Hi!

  • Dean Pelton : Britta's attracted to unavailable men.

    Troy Barnes : Dean, why are you here?

    Dean Pelton : Ouch.

  • Annie Edison : She's whipped by an imaginary douche.

    Dean Pelton : Hey, don't knock it till you try it.

  • Britta Perry : Hi, Dean. Why are you here?

    Dean Pelton : Hi, Britta, and ouch.

  • Dean Pelton : Now what are you doing?

    Annie Edison : Dean, why are you here?

    Dean Pelton : Yikes.

  • Dean Pelton : Well, it looks like my news has incited some doings, and if that's not my job, what is? Choo choo!

    [exits] 

    Jeff Winger : [calls out after Dean]  Well, you're also supposed to... eh. Administrate the school.

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