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Danny Pudi: Abed Nadir
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Quotes
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Troy Barnes , Abed Nadir : Troy and Abed shooting lava!
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Abed Nadir : I'm gonna stay here in the village with Hilda and help her rebuild her life.
Britta Perry : Abed, she's a programme.
Abed Nadir : People have said similar things about me.
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Troy Barnes : You still talking to this girl?
Abed Nadir : Yeah. She only has three moods that you activate with basic patterns of stimulus. I've never felt this way before.
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Abed Nadir : This is my family. Baby Abed has my eyes and her bonnet. Each baby is capable of executing custom code, which means you can write a code that makes one baby tell another baby what to do, much like real children on a playground.
Annie Edison : Oh, Abed, but...
Jeff Winger : Annie, let's find the tin man's heart later. Abed, how much stuff do you have here and what can we make with it?
Abed Nadir : That depends.
Jeff Winger : On?
Abed Nadir : On what you can imagine.
Abed's Babies : Cool, cool, cool.
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Abed Nadir : h, if you Max out a character's trust and affection levels, you can gain access to a front-End scripting language. Watch.
[Taps on Hilda, runs through various options until ""Make babyabed"]
Abed's Babies : [Appears from Hilda] Cool cool cool.
Abed Nadir : She can make babies for me.
Troy Barnes : Oh, and I can't?
[Sadly]
Troy Barnes : I can't.
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Troy Barnes : Um... Jeff, you just murdered Annie.
Jeff Winger : Well, better than doing nothing!
Abed Nadir : I'm not sure that's the case.