Orange Is the New Black (TV Series)
I Wasn't Ready (2013)
Jason Biggs: Larry Bloom
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Quotes
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Piper Chapman : [about her ring] What are you doing? You can't put that in your pocket, it's going to end up in the bottom of the washing machine.
Larry Bloom : Okay, um, where would you like me to put it then?
Piper Chapman : Up your ass.
Larry Bloom : There's no room, apparently my head's already up there.
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Piper Chapman : Ooh no, what is that?
Larry Bloom : Piper...
Piper Chapman : Oh Jesus, Larry, why would you...
Larry Bloom : Why would I want a felonious, former lesbian, WASP, Shiksa, about to go to prison, to marry me?
Piper Chapman : Yes. And all of the stress eating...
Larry Bloom : Well, because the peculiar, under achieving, under employed, Jew-boy, loves her. And knows that he will never be bored, and can't believe how lucky he is that he met her.
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Larry Bloom : What?
Piper Chapman : You look beautiful, too.
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Piper Chapman : One of my roommates has a massive heart attack when she got here.
Larry Bloom : OK - you are not allowed to have a heart attack.
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Larry Bloom : You love adventure, right? And that's what got you in there. This is all just a big adventure with liver, and yoga Jones and racism.