My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (TV Series)

Too Many Pinkie Pies (2012)

Cathy Weseluck: Spike, Working Pony

Quotes 

• Spike : We weren't going to turn her into an orange! I swear!

• Spike : I miss the real Pinkie.

  Pinkie Pie : [sighs]  I bet she misses you too. Bet she'd do just about anything to get to be with her friends again. Hey. Hey! What if you gave them a test? Pick something really hard for a Pinkie to do, something not fun at all! Any Pinkie that can't do it goes back into the pond. But whoever wants to stay the most, that must be the real Pinkie!

• Twilight Sparkle : Please, everypony, hang on while I try to figure something out! Come on, Spike. I've gotta try to remember the name of that legend she mentioned.

  [Spike looks in a bookshelf and pushes a button hidden in the back. A panel opens up, revealing a dusty book. He pulls it out with some effort and falls to the floor. Twilight picks the book up] 

  Twilight Sparkle : Aha, here it is! "The legend of the Mirror Pond"... It describes a spell I can use to send them back where they came from!

  Spike : That's perfect! Let's go!

  Twilight Sparkle : But there's a catch. If I can't figure out which one's the real Pinkie, I might send her back by mistake!

  Spike : Well, we'll just have to figure out who the real one is then. Shouldn't be too hard.

• Twilight Sparkle : Welcome, Pinkies, welcome. Please have a seat and make yourselves comfortable.

  [pause] 

  Twilight Sparkle : Okay, I suppose you can't be comfortable staying in one place, but have a seat anyway.

  [pause] 

  Twilight Sparkle : Sit down!

  [duplicates stop shouting and quickly sit] 

  Twilight Sparkle : Better. Now, I suppose you're all wondering why I've gathered you all here today.

  Pinkie Pie duplicate : For fun?

  Twilight Sparkle : No, just the opposite actually.

  Rainbow Dash : Wait up, I got one more! Found this one poking at the ground with her hoof, drawing frowny faces.

  [Rainbow Dash carries in the real Pinkie Pie, who is very sad and depressed] 

  Twilight Sparkle : Have her come sit with the others.

  [Rainbow Dash drops her] 

  Twilight Sparkle : Pinkies, you've been brought here to take a test.

  Pinkie Pie duplicates : [in chorus]  Awww!

  Twilight Sparkle : Don't worry, it's a simple test, about as simple as they come, and whoever passes gets to stay.

  [duplicates make sounds of agreement] 

  Twilight Sparkle : Curtain, please.

  [Spike pulls the curtain up, and Rarity and Fluttershy push forward the wooden wall they've just finished painting purple] 

  Twilight Sparkle : The test... will be watching paint dry!

  [duplicates gasp] 

  Twilight Sparkle : On your mark, get set, go!

  Spike : [reaches his hand into a bag of popcorn]  Ooh, this is so exciting!

  [time skip] 

  Spike : Okay, maybe not that exciting.