My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (TV Series)

Too Many Pinkie Pies (2012)

Ashleigh Ball: Applejack, Rainbow Dash

Quotes 

• Rainbow Dash : [after most of the Pinkie Pies have been eliminated for looking away from the paint drying, only two remain]  Ugh, I can't take it anymore!

  [she flies up and points to the window] 

  Rainbow Dash : Somepony's making balloon animals!

  Pinkie Pie Duplicate : What? Where?

  [Twilight poofs her away back to the Mirror Pool. She, Rarity, and Fluttershy turn to look expectantly at the final Pinkie Pie] 

  Twilight Sparkle : Pinkie, you can look away now.

  Pinkie Pie : I passed?

  Twilight Sparkle : You passed. You're the only Pinkie who kept staring at the wall.

  Pinkie Pie : I had to. I just had to. I couldn't leave my friends, I just couldn't. But I guess sometimes I will have to choose between them.

  Twilight Sparkle : I knew you'd be up to the challenge.

  Pinkie Pie : I'm me! I'm me! I'm *me*! Or am I?

  [she feels her head] 

  Pinkie Pie : Yeah, I'm pretty sure I am.

• Pinkie Pie : [at the lakeside where Rainbow Dash is sunbathing]  So you see, that's how I'm able to have fun in two places at once.

  Rainbow Dash : Duplicates of you, huh? Heh, teah, sure, Pinkie.

  [yawns] 

  Rainbow Dash : Look, I was just gearing up to catch some Z's, so, uh...

  Pinkie Pie : Gotcha. I'll have the rest of my fun *really* quietly

  [she quietly says "Whee" as she first jumps into the pond, but right before hitting the water, she slows down considerably, lowering herself into the water with nothing but air supporting her] 

  Pinkie Pie : Wheeeee...

  Rainbow Dash : How'd you do that?

  Pinkie Pie : Just trying to show a little consideration for my sleepy friend.

• Applejack : [many Pinkie Pie clones have ruined the raising of a new barn]  I wanna know right now where all you Pinkies came from, so I can find out who's responsible for y'all ruinin' our barn raisin'!

  [the unfinished silo collapses under multiple Pinkies jumping on it] 

  Pinkie Pie : Uh, you look pretty busy right now, so

  [laughs nervously] 

  Pinkie Pie : maybe we should talk a little later?

  Pinkie Pie duplicates : Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun!

  Applejack : Y'all come back here and clean up after yourselves this instant!

  [duplicates shouting] 

  Pinkie Pie : Oh no, what have I done, what have I done? My poor friends...

• Pinkie Pie : Twilight! I have to talk to you, I need your help!

  Twilight Sparkle : Excuse me, whoever you are, but I'm not talking to any of you Pinkies unless you're the real Pinkie.

  Pinkie Pie : Oh, but, but I am the real Pinkie!

  Pinkie Pie Duplicate : No, you're not! I'm the real Pinkie!

  Pinkie Pie Duplicate 2 : I'm the real Pinkie!

  Pinkie Pie Duplicate 3 : No, *I'm* the real Pinkie!

  Pinkie Pie Duplicate 4 : I'm the real Pinkie!

  Pinkie Pie Duplicate 5 : No, *I'm* the real Pinkie!

  Pinkie Pie Duplicate 6 : I'm the *real* Pinkie!

  Pinkie Pie Duplicates : Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun!

  Applejack : How in tarnation are we supposed to tell which is the real Pinkie?

  Twilight Sparkle : I have no idea.

  Pinkie Pie : Me either. Ohh... We've all got the same adorable tails, we've all got the same adorable manes, we've all got the same adorable hooves! Which one of us is the real Pinkie? Oh! I haven't the slightest clue! And if I can't tell us apart... who can?

  [crying] 

• Twilight Sparkle : Hi, Pinkie Pie. We were thinking we should go out and celebrate.

  Applejack : You up for some wheelbarrow races?

  Rainbow Dash : Or I could take everypony on a cloud ride!

  Rarity : I could throw a party with punch and zesty cucumber sandwiches! Ooh!

  Pinkie Pie : You wanna know exactly what I feel like doing right now?

  [she backs up into her home, sighs, and falls asleep] 

  Fluttershy : That looks like fun.

  [all laugh] 

  Applejack : Oh, Pinkie.

  [Twilight closes the door] 

• Twilight Sparkle : Welcome, Pinkies, welcome. Please have a seat and make yourselves comfortable.

  [pause] 

  Twilight Sparkle : Okay, I suppose you can't be comfortable staying in one place, but have a seat anyway.

  [pause] 

  Twilight Sparkle : Sit down!

  [duplicates stop shouting and quickly sit] 

  Twilight Sparkle : Better. Now, I suppose you're all wondering why I've gathered you all here today.

  Pinkie Pie duplicate : For fun?

  Twilight Sparkle : No, just the opposite actually.

  Rainbow Dash : Wait up, I got one more! Found this one poking at the ground with her hoof, drawing frowny faces.

  [Rainbow Dash carries in the real Pinkie Pie, who is very sad and depressed] 

  Twilight Sparkle : Have her come sit with the others.

  [Rainbow Dash drops her] 

  Twilight Sparkle : Pinkies, you've been brought here to take a test.

  Pinkie Pie duplicates : [in chorus]  Awww!

  Twilight Sparkle : Don't worry, it's a simple test, about as simple as they come, and whoever passes gets to stay.

  [duplicates make sounds of agreement] 

  Twilight Sparkle : Curtain, please.

  [Spike pulls the curtain up, and Rarity and Fluttershy push forward the wooden wall they've just finished painting purple] 

  Twilight Sparkle : The test... will be watching paint dry!

  [duplicates gasp] 

  Twilight Sparkle : On your mark, get set, go!

  Spike : [reaches his hand into a bag of popcorn]  Ooh, this is so exciting!

  [time skip] 

  Spike : Okay, maybe not that exciting.