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Castle (TV Series)
Significant Others (2013)
Jon Huertas: Javier Esposito
Quotes
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[after learning that Beckett is going to dinner with his ex-wife]
Richard Castle : Is this as bad as it seems?
Javier Esposito : No, it's much worse. *Much*, much worse.
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Javier Esposito : Bro, what was that?
Richard Castle : What was what?
Kevin Ryan : Your girlfriend just uttered a sarcastic remark about your ex-wife, and all you're gonna say is "What was what"?
Richard Castle : Oh, that was nothing.
Javier Esposito : Spit it out.
Kevin Ryan : Tell us.
Richard Castle : Uh, okay, as you know, Beckett is staying at the loft while her place is getting fumigated, Alexis is home sick as well, and then Meredith showed up and she said she wanted to stay in the loft...
Javier Esposito : And you said no.
[Castle remains silent]
Javier Esposito : Tell me you said no.
[Castle is at a loss for words]
Javier Esposito : Wow.
Kevin Ryan : Really?
Javier Esposito : Letting an ex stay with you when you're with someone else, that's like throwing gasoline on fireworks.
Richard Castle : Come on. Guys, it-it's not that bad.
Javier Esposito : Castle, you are on the edge of a very, very steep cliff, my friend.
Kevin Ryan : And if you don't do something about it quick...
[Ryan and Esposito whistle as they pantomime going off a cliff]
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Javier Esposito : Noah Kesswood. Former officer in the Army's Military Intelligence Corps.
Richard Castle : *Former* military intelligence?
Kate Beckett : Noah uses a fake identity, starts dating Michelle, and then he disapears just after she's killed?
Richard Castle : It's "The Bachelor" meets "Homeland".
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Kevin Ryan : Man! Look at this place.
Javier Esposito : Eh, it's all right.
Kevin Ryan : You kidding me?
Javier Esposito : What?
Kevin Ryan : It has always been a dream of mine to come home to a house like this.
Javier Esposito : Screw the house. It's always been a dream of mine to come home to a woman like that.
[cut to an attractive woman inside]
Javier Esposito : [to woman] Hi.
Kevin Ryan : Right. Until, of course, things got serious, which is when you'd dump her and start looking for your next dream woman.