Bob's Burgers (TV Series)

Two for Tina (2013)

Eugene Mirman: Gene Belcher

Quotes 

• Bob : I was thirteen, and I spent all my allowance on a corsage.

  Gene : Idiot.

• Gene : Can you walk with us, Tina? There's something about your smell that keeps wild dogs away.

• Bob : I really wish you wouldn't do things for me.

  Gene : Wake up! Everything we do is for you.

• Linda : Get all those things out of your head.

  Tina : Okay.

  Louise : [whispers]  Leather belts.

  Gene : [whispers]  Sausage.

  Louise : [whispers]  Sausage leather belts.

  Gene : [whispers]  That's a great idea.

• Louise : Lift Gene up.

  Gene : Lift me up and toss me up that tree, then I'll say that I climbed it like a normal boy.

• Louise : Tina, Jimmy Jr. just hired us to trick you into going to the dance with him.

  Tina : He did? That's the sleaziest, sneakiest, most romantic thing anyone's ever done to me.

  Louise : That's great. Can we use it for our website?

  Gene : And can you make us a website?

• Gene : No move is forbidden except the forbidden move.