- Marcia Brady: [Marcia is practicing with the University track team] Boy, this is great. You should try it.
- Jan Brady: No thanks, I don't have time for all that silly running around.
- Marcia Brady: What's so silly about keeping your body in good shape?
- Jan Brady: Nothing, I guess, but I'd rather spend my time developing my brain. It's more important than my body.
- Greg Brady: This is one challenge I think we might lose...
- Bobby Brady: Me too!
- Euclid: [counting on his fingers] Me two, point four six seven three.
- Chuckonis Ospro: A team of children and a walking multiplication table. Next, you'll produce a woman to challenge me.
- Wonder Woman: I heard that. I think it's time to start deflating Chuckonis a bit.