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Community (TV Series)
Herstory of Dance (2013)
Danny Pudi: Abed Nadir
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Annie Edison : So, Abed, I was thinking about what you said about showing growth, and I was thinking maybe one way to do that is to meet new people and...
Abed Nadir : Where's this going?
Annie Edison : Can I set you up with a date for the Sadie Hawkins Day dance?
Abed Nadir : A blind date. I've always thought of myself as more of an acquired taste... but... okay.
Shirley Bennett : Ooh, if you're open to meeting someone, there's a number of eligible young ladies in my church.
Annie Edison : Shirley! I'm already finding a date for Abed. I asked first.
Shirley Bennett : There's no reason we can't both help Abed find someone. Why don't we each pick a girl and then let Abed decide, instead of making it a competition?
Abed Nadir : That's exactly a competition.
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Abed Nadir : Placating students with a fun event. Classic bread and circuses. In Ancient Rome, the emperor would distract the populace from their problems by allocating money for free bread and circuses. I've been making a conscious effort to get away from filtering everything through TV. I figured it's time I showed some growth. It's been three and a half seasons... Is what the old me would have said.
Annie Edison , Shirley Bennett : Aww.
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Troy Barnes : You want to help me with Britta's dance? Could be a chance for classic Troy and Abed hijinks.
Abed Nadir : In the interest of growth I'm trying to avoid hijinks, as well as capers, romps, and exploits. Escapades are a gray area.
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Ben Chang : Guys, check out my friend Britta's Sophie B. Hawkins dance. I'll be spinning the hits from yesterday and today, which are basically the same to me since I have Changnesia.
Abed Nadir : That guy's like teflon. No matter how much awful stuff he does, he keeps getting another chance.
Troy Barnes : Yeah, he's like the Colin Farrell of people.
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Troy Barnes : At the risk of discovering I'm living two parallel lives like that guy in "Awake", don't you already have a date to the dance?
Abed Nadir : Yep. Now I have two, which means I can do the classic two dates in one night sitcom trope. I'll get to wear two outfits. Mix up their names. Maybe hide under a table.
Troy Barnes : What about growth?
Abed Nadir : I tried to go in a more grounded direction, but I still ended up in a comically implausible situation. It's like Shirley said, it's a once in a lifetime opportunity for hijinks. I can't pass it up.
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Abed Nadir : Are you reading the Bible?
Rachel : No spoilers. I'm really hoping that things turn around for this Job guy.