Dallin Earl: Self

Quotes 

• Travis Neal : [Playing Sweet and Sour]  He's shaving? That guy was shaving in there!

  Dallin Earl : Ew!

• Dallin Earl : [Playing Sweet and Sour]  Dude, did you see how fat that guy was? He had like, six chins, and his stomach went out like, under the steering wheel!

• Jaren Garff : What's the serving size? What's the serving size?

  Dallin Earl : [Reading off Goldfish bag]  Fifty-five pieces.

• Dallin Earl : Okay, listen to this. Combine the taste of Brooke and Xtreme crackers, and what do you get? Baby crackers!

• Dallin Earl : [Talking into a women's bathroom door]  Dude! Dude! Don't come out. There's a lady out here. Don't come out!

  Travis Neal : Brother Kukuk is in there. In the women's.

  Dewlin Rosdahl : [laughing]  Video-tape it!

• Dallin Earl : [Driving out in the middle of nowhere]  Stupid fence! Stupid grass! Stupid Dewlin! Stupid cows!

• Dallin Earl : Dustin jumped on that cloud over there, and he thought it was fun.

• Dallin Earl : [Reading off Goldfish bag]  Combine... combine the taste of savory parmesan Goldfish crackers with explosive pizza. So what are we doing, are combining Brooke with Xtreme? Look, we're combining Brooke with Xtreme! And they are joining together to form goodness... TASTYness.