- Dallin Earl: [Playing Sweet and Sour] Dude, did you see how fat that guy was? He had like, six chins, and his stomach went out like, under the steering wheel!
- Jaren Garff: What's the serving size? What's the serving size?
- Dallin Earl: [Reading off Goldfish bag] Fifty-five pieces.
- Dallin Earl: Okay, listen to this. Combine the taste of Brooke and Xtreme crackers, and what do you get? Baby crackers!
- Travis Neal: [Title Card] We found out the pool was super cold, from Brother Kukuk jumping in and then rushing out, squealing like a little girl. We made a competition of whoever could stay in the pool the longest.
- Taylor Jackson: Okay, all the scouts, this is Wilderness Survival Part 2, you guys stay outside, you have to stay outside and stay alive until tomorrow morning. You can come in for breakfast at 8:00.
- Grant Carver: Okay, can I have your car keys?
- Rick Patterson: [Talking in his sleep] James...
- Travis Neal: James?
- Jeremy Glenn: Who's James?
- Rick Patterson: I don't know.
- Jeremy Glenn: James and the Giant Peach?
- Rick Patterson: No.
- Jeremy Glenn: Do you like peaches?
- Rick Patterson: I've never had prunes.
- Jeremy Glenn: No, not prunes. Peaches.
- Rick Patterson: I've never had one.
- Travis Neal: Rick, what's the meaning of life?
- Rick Patterson: [Talking in his sleep] To have children.
- Travis Neal: [Title Card] In the morning, we had some bacon...
- [Picture shows fifty pieces of bacon stacked on a plate]
- Travis Neal: .
- Dallin Earl: [Talking into a women's bathroom door] Dude! Dude! Don't come out. There's a lady out here. Don't come out!
- Travis Neal: Brother Kukuk is in there. In the women's.
- Dewlin Rosdahl: [laughing] Video-tape it!
- Dallin Earl: [Driving out in the middle of nowhere] Stupid fence! Stupid grass! Stupid Dewlin! Stupid cows!
- Dallin Earl: [Reading off Goldfish bag] Combine... combine the taste of savory parmesan Goldfish crackers with explosive pizza. So what are we doing, are combining Brooke with Xtreme? Look, we're combining Brooke with Xtreme! And they are joining together to form goodness... TASTYness.
- Jeremy Glenn: Do you like pink dresses with red polka dots?
- Rick Patterson: [Talking in his sleep] Mickey... Minnie Mouse.
- Ryan Hales: Uh huh?
- Travis Neal: Do you like Mickey Mouse, Rick?
- Rick Patterson: He's my best friend.
- Jeremy Glenn: Do you wanna make out with his girl, Minnie Mouse?
- Rick Patterson: No... He's real.
- Jeremy Glenn: Mickey Mouse isn't real, he's just a FAKE character!
- Ryan Hales: Who DO you wanna make out with?
- Travis Neal: Mickey Mouse is a beast.
- Rick Patterson: I like... swimming.
- Jeremy Glenn: Do you wanna make out with Jaren?
- Rick Patterson: No, that's gay!