- Travis Neal: [Title Card] For Scout Camp, we went to Camp Oljato, by Huntington Lake, up in the Sierra Nevadas.
- Travis Neal: This is Rick's realization.
- Rick Patterson: I told you! Told you all! We are going to Fresno! Totally told you all! Yeah, baby!
- Travis Neal: Brother Spencer just said we 're going to Fresno, so...
- Rick Patterson: We're going to Fresno!
- Travis Neal: Yes.
- Travis Neal: [In McDonalds] Jeremy, look! It's Ronald McDonald!
- Jeremy Glenn: [Starts laughing] Dang it, Travis! Where's my old dang shotgun?
- Travis Neal: Oh, hey Dallin.
- Dallin Earl: Sitting. I'm tired.
- Travis Neal: [Points camera to Dallin's bloody leg] Oh, what happened to your leg?
- Dallin Earl: I got bit by a fish.
- Kyle Makaiwi: Mmhmm!
- Connor Hyde: [to Jeremy on the bike] Hey, ride it as fast as you can down the dock and see what happens!
- Kyle Makaiwi: [Coaching Rick in the spaghetti-eating competition] Go for the greens, come on! There's a viscous sausage with your name on it!
- Dallin Earl, Rick Patterson: Shut up!
- Travis Neal: Shut up!
- Dallin Earl: Shut up!
- Paul Kukuk: Don't make me go to the fists.
- Dallin Earl: Shut up!
- Paul Kukuk: No.
- Dallin Earl: Shut up. Shut the fudge up!
- Paul Kukuk: I don't think you want me going to the fists!
- Dallin Earl: Shut up!