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The Almighty Johnsons (TV Series)
Unleash the Kraken! (2013)
Emmett Skilton: Axl Johnson
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Quotes
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Axl Johnson : Zeb, I had no idea Amelia was coming round - when you asked me to go to the dairy.
Zeb : Well, as the leaseholder of a flat in need of a PAYING flatmate, I took it upon myself to show our prospective new flatmate the flat - in the best possible light.
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Axl Johnson : Ugh, who invited that turd?
Colin Gunderson : Yeah, I heard that, Axl Johnson.
Axl Johnson : Like I care!
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Axl Johnson : Dude, I need to tell you something. I shoulda told you a long time ago but... you need to know now: Amelia only ever hung out with you to get to me. She doesn't give a shit about you at all.
Zeb : Course she cares about me. We were the three Musketeers.
Axl Johnson : Oh, Zeb...
Zeb : [pulled from the sofa] Whoa! Whoa! What're you...
Axl Johnson : Wake... up! She is a fruit-bat and a user and she'll never, ever sleep with you in a million years. You need to know this because it is just embarrassing watching her use you as her doormat!
Zeb : Nah. Nah, nah, nah, you've always had it in for her because she liked me more than you, because I am decent and human towards her!
Axl Johnson : Yeah, and in return she treats you as her little monkey boy! When you realize what an insane, grade-A psycho you've invited into our home, call me.
Zeb : "Our" home? It's in MY name, dude! Get out of MY flat!