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. . . as the title SEE H0LLAND BEFORE IT GETS TOO BIG would suggest to anyone with a brain in their head. After all, Holland is that country civil engineers hold up as an example of gaining land mass by building dikes and sea gates, a feature of Dutch landscape about as prominent as windmills. Thus, the labeling of this pointless 11-minute bike ride promises the astute viewer that they'll see giant machines moving tons of earth in huge public works projects. Instead, the observer is NOT enlightened by a single spoken word as to why some scruffy guitarist is seeing a homely blonde chick pop in and out of his vision. Has the beatnik just ingested LSD, the sort of thing one might expect from a person looking like him bouncing around Holland? Is the girl supposed to be a witch (I think the one that married a Weasley boy in Harry Potter came from somewhere close to Windmill Land). This is never explained. Nor is anything else in this film. It would seem producer Norman Weissman (is that his REAL surname, or some sort of a joke?) had this footage he wanted to use up before it went bad. I've never heard of him; Weissman could be the Dutch Andy Warhol, for all I know. But watching a dude sleep for eight hours sounds far more exciting than the actual SEE H0LLAND BEFORE IT GETS TOO BIG experience.