- Larry Bloom: Dad, why did you bring us to a gay bathhouse?
- Howard Bloom: It's a nice place, clean. A shvitz is a shvitz
- [Man moaning, pause]
- Howard Bloom: I had a Groupon
- Larry Bloom: Ah, gotcha.
- Sister Jane Ingalls: I went from wearing a habit to wearing a prison uniform. I don't think the fashion industry would be a viable option for me.