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Jail-bait squared
lor_21 May 2024
Pure Taboo presents 2 vignettes with 2 underage-looking girls, both with pigtails, both ending up in threesomes with older guys. There's a pattern here -an obvious one.

The title scene, a borderline alternate to kiddie porn is set at the "Immoral Proposal" mansion, with its iconic Spiral Staircase making a cameo appearance, my only positive element in watching.

Tommy Pistol and Madi Collins both overact during the set-up: he's the taskmaster stepdad homeschooling her (mom is dead), when government social worker Seth Gamble shows up for an inspection. Interviewing the kid while Tommy sits next to her, she chidishly reveals that her dear daddy plays a special game with her, and clearly it's sexual in nature.

Sean lays down the law, ready to report criminal behavior by stepdaddy to the authorities, but after very brief claims of innocence and Madi's affection for Tommy, he relents by corruptly offering to look the other way if she will demonstrate the "game" on him. A gonzo threesome soon ensues, and fans are treated to lots of anal sex and double penetrations in various positions for Madi.

It's cynical and ridiculous, just what apparently titillates fans of underage-looking (but of course Madi was a legal 25 at time of shooting) porn starlets.

The scene setup is quite perfunctory for "Mi Casa es Su Casa": a couple stays over at "nice guy" Ken Feels' home with just one house rule: no closed doors. Guess what? Creepy Ken is a voyeur, and we're treated to three sex scenes of guests Alex Jones and little Melody Marks (wearing braces to emphasize her youth) having sex, with Ken interrupting the first two. Just for the hard of hearing, he says the Title cliche phrase to them twice, to stress his hospitality.

The third time around he's still watching in the living room but can see them hump through the open bedroom door, when Melody has a bright idea; she calls out to Ken and invites him to join them. Director Ricky Greenwood let a goof make its way into the final cut at this point: she yells out "Ken!", when Ken Feels' character name is Frank. Cue a gonzo threesome with plenty of fake passion by the starlet. Lazy (extremely lazy) script by Penicio Del Toro has a non-ending -just three people happy with the phony menage situation.
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